Marry Christ! Mass

Google Images got me these for a "Fucking Merry Christmas":



















and to all a good night.....................

Pan

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/

i bonered three times on this page

Check it at the door...

Speaking of M.I.A.,

The song "Paper Planes" by M.I.A. has become a huge hit recently, the video even premiering just a few days ago on TRL. But check this shit:

Video for "Paper Planes" - M.I.A. :

SHITTY-TITTYFUCK CENSORED MTV Version:

M.I.A. was completely unaware that a censored version of the song even existed, so when she found this on YouTube, she wrote a nasty letter....

M.I.A.'s lashes out at Viacom-owned MTV:

LOOK I KNOW THERE ARE HATERS OUT THERE , I DEAL WITH IT EVERYDAY THATS NO FUCKING BIG DEAL AND IVE DEALT WITH WORSE IN MY LIFE , A FEW PEOPLE TALKING SHIT DONT MATTER TO ME , BUT TWISTING TRUTH ISNT THE LESSON I WANNA LEARN IN MY TIME IN MUSIC , SO WHO EVER THAT IS DOING IT , I WANNA SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT

1, I ORIGINALLY WANTED TO SHOOT THE VIDEO IN A FACTORY ON THE BORDER OF
EQUADOR , BUT COULDNT . I WAS TOURING THE U .S, I COULDA BEEN ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD RIGHT THEN BUT THERE I WAS IN AMERICA , IN NYC , IN BROOKLYN , IN BEDSTUY , I WAS TORN BETWEEN SCRAPIN SHOWS IN AMERICA AND MEETING AMERICAN FANS OR SHOOTING IN NYC ON MY ONLY DAY OFF I ’D HAD IN 4 MONTHS AND GETTING ON WITH IT .

2, SO THAT WAS THAT ! I NEVER MADE A VIDEO IN AMERICA AND HEY ITS STILL A PART OF WHAT I DO AND SAY , ITS WAS STILL VALID , SO I WAS READY TO ROLL WITH IT .

3, YOU ALL KNOW HOW THE SONG SOUNDS , THATS WHY WHEN U GO ON YOUTUBE 400 , 000 PEOPLE WOULD RATHER LISTEN THE SONG AS IT IS AND STARE AT SOME PICTURE THEN TO ACTUALLY WATCH A VIDEO

4, WHEN LETTERMAN CENSORD ME IT WAS WAC OF COURSE !!!!!! , AND YES I FELT SOOOOOO BAD FOR WHAT THEY DID TO MY SOUND . I WAS ABEL TO SOUND CHECK FOR THAT SHOW AND THEY LET ME SOUND CHECK FINE , THEN ON THE ACTUAL TAPING MY SOUND WAS SOOO DIFFERENT FROM WHAT ID AGREED , AS SOON AS I OPENED MY MOUTH THE DIFFERENCE BLEW ME AWAY , I FELT I WAS GETTING BULLIED ON NATIONAL TELEVISON , AND I COULDNT EVEN REACH OUT TO MY LABELS OR MY MANAGEMENT TO HELP , SINCE THEY ARE NEW TO WHAT HAPPENS TO AN ARTIST LIKE ME IN MAINSTEAM AMERICAN CULTURE .

SO THEY TRIED TO SHUT ME DOWN AGAIN . I MADE THE PAPER PLANES VIDEO . I MADE IT HOW THEY WANTED . NO VIOLENCE . AMBIGUOUS. MTV - FRIENDLY . NOW TODAY , I CHECK YOUTUBE AND SEE THE LEAKED MTV PAPER PLANES VIDEO UP FOR THE FIRST TIME . I CLICKED ON IT AND OUT COMES THIS FUCKED UP MESS WITH DOUBLE -TRACKED BULLSHIT MESS

WHO THE THE FUCK IS DOING THIS TO ME ?????

THE VIDEO WAS SABOTAGED FOR WHATEVER REASON AND IM DISAPPOINTED THAT MTV HAS HAD SUCH A MAJOR ROLE IN THIS . THE BLOGGERS WHO ARE LAZY ENOUGH TO FOLLOW THE MTV LINK AND POST UP AND COMMENT ON THE SOUND WHEN THAT HASNT BEEN COMPROMISED AND THE GUNSHOT ARENT REPLACED AND EDITED MAKES ME SAD . I DID FIGHT FOR THE SOUND , BECAUSE PUTTING MEANINGS IN YOUR VIDEOS , IN MY OPINION IS A DYING ART . I CAN FILM MY SELF ANYWHERE ANYTIME AND LET YOU KNOW THE TRUTH , BUT THE SONG IS WHAT I WANTED TO PRESERVE IN THIS CASE .

TO ALL MY FANS , LOOK, ITS LIKE THIS ,
IM LEARNING THINGS ABOUT THIS WORLD WITH YOU , I WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME , I WANT YOU TO SEE HOW PEOPLE WILL SIT AND SPEND ALL SUNDAY TEARIN ME DOWN FOR SOMETHING I DIDNT EVEN MAKE OR PUT OUT , SO PEOPLE WELCOME TO MODERN DAY PROPAGANDA MESSAGE MANGLING .

IN 2007 , AN OUTSIDER OPINION WILL BE CONFRONTED THIS WAY , AND THIS IS HOW THE BATTLE GOES , MY MESSAGES AND IDEAS AND MEANING WILL ALWAYS BE BROUGHT TO YOU WITH SLIGHTLY TAINTED CHANNELS . IF YOU SUPPORT ME BE SMART , AND KNOW THAT .

I LOVE YOU , U KEEP ME GOING .
XXXXXX
MAYA

DAAAAMN tell 'em girl!

p.s. anyone else think TRL was like, history?

So like.. wait...

Has anybody but me noticed that in the M.I.A. song 20 Dollar, the part where she says "You had to collapse when theres nothing in it and you'll ask yourself "where is my mind?" are actually straight out of The Pixies song "Where is my mind?"... Maybe nobody let me in on that or something but I dunno man... Weird stuff...

scott

i don't know if i believe that..

no, dude.

the kingdom at large

well, children, today, I am coming home, and today I am sick, but not for a lack of commas, rather for a lack of comas, and girls on the floor, thanks for the invite yesterday, thanks for all the laughs, so long and thanks for all the shoes, and if any of y'all need some snootie snot, boogie woogie boogies, stufflikethat, just call me again tomorrow, or text me and stufflikethat, and by the way,

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOWEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.ateaseweb.com/mb/index.php?showtopic=235012599&st=740


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ZZZANNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE FAYGAY.

So like...

I wouldn't go there if I were you dude... It's probably a trap... And the roads are really bad... You'll end up stuck in the DMV on like the busiest day ever trying to sort all that shit out. And that's just if you make it back alive -- you'll probably get stuck in a really shitty spot.


Somebody please take the internet away... Kisses!

this guy

Late Nights/Early Mornings

Late nights for me are early mornings for most, but they are great for thought, nestled down in my warm bed, wrapped in my Palestinian shemagh, with the Trojan Skinhead Reggae Boxset lulling me to sleep, thinking of new musical adventures in my future........love

everything is illuminated...

is a really good book, and not so good a movie for me.

another book by him is better:

cheque

watch it dude!

yet one more very insightful and inspirational postal flipflap

by the way, Buy the whey! and by the other way, I just bought everything is illuminated at that thrift in whitestone right across the street from ocran. and speaking of wayward byes, it was the hard cover. and it cost ¢50. and I am still in the smile.

oh no dude..

Can you say..?

YOU WANNA SLAM YO COMPUTER SHUT BEFORE I CAN EVEN SAY BYE BITCH?? HOW'S ABOUT NEXT TIME I SEE YO ASS YOU GETTIN BOPPED SUCKA!! AND BY DA WAY -- YO HAIR GAY! PLEASE SEE THE ATTACHED IMAGE:
PUT DAT UP YO ASS N' TWIST IT...

OUT

It's a funny little thing... here goes nuffin.

wanna know a secret boyz?

Christmas is comin' ... keep the pot boiling.

www.myspace.com/genderagename

You see any kids walkin' around?

"Yeah, there was like, 4 of 'em. Don't know who they were. They said they were just bored and walking around."
"Oh, ok, just stay in front of the security cameras in case somethin' happens."
"Haha, ok."

(15 minutes later)

"Yo, what'd the cop say to you?"
"He was all givin' us shit and I was like, eat it pig!"
"Yeah, he I.D.ed us."
"Yeah they did that to us like, the first 3 times, and now they just don't"
"Oh.... Thats crazy. Ok guys have a good night!"

we play both sides of the law here...


See what you miss when you're gay Zane?

you had better watch this

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1141168995

Moving forgetfully along, with no need to be strong

Guzman's, Harrisonburg, Va. November 29th, 2007. 3 shitty bands and mewithoutYou. Yes, I nearly shat. This was my 10th time seeing mwY, and it won't be my last. 1st time to see M.I.A. tonight, at The Sonar in Baltimore. Probably should bring a change of pants.....peace in the middle east

Items

I got those in the mail over the weekend. So that was nice. I'm still waiting on the Make-Up live DVD and the book, "John the Painter" about the Scottish "terrorist" who helped fight the British in the American Revolution. I saw Ghosts of Cite Soleil last night. About gang leaders in Haiti. Its really interesting because the film makers actually gave the guys handy-cams to record their thoughts, and seemed to actually have be-friended these guys, really letting you see what goes on in their lives. Recommended, um, a lot. We are hangin' out at Aaron's tonight, so sure to be some more interesting posts later.........So thats really all there is, and there isn't anymore.

except this...


there is a better word for it........

Yum Yums

What I ate for Thanksgiving:



and this:



and some big-assed rolls. Sorry there aren't any photos of the actual falafels.
I ate like 5 pitas full of 'em. I never remembered to actually take pics.
I also found out my cousin Jennifer is engaged.
Thats nice. No Fruit-Booting today, but tomorrow will be EXTREME!
I hope your Thanksgiving was as good as mine. Love

big news

We arrived in Monroe GA at 3:00 a.m. last night.

Welcome to Shadydell GA
5 seconds later
Now leaving Shadydell GA
that should give you an idea of how small the towns are around here.

I have an announcement. My family has doubled in size. My sisters dick gave her a rock. day gettin murried. I am happy to have the Scotts as my new brothers and parents.

Happy Thanksgiving er body.

Since my last post...

I got these in the mail. They're pretty Gangster. (notice capitol "g")



They're Fuckin' HUGE. (Its the padding, sorry ladies...)

We (Aaron and I) went to LMS to give 'em the ol' runaround.
We saw PJ and his bro Jason. They were boarding and biking.
A good day of Nostalgia's Palms AND Happy Lawns. btw, Video in progress!
Zane is in Georgia with his Fam and his sister's dick, giving Thanks.
We will be with our respective clans as well. Hope Evo has a good
Buddhist day of thanksgiving. I'll be thanking myself for Falafels. mmmm

In Music related news:


Is the baller ass CD I got in the mail today. Used. Out of the Ashtray.
Shuffle is my blogging disc jockey. Currently: "Streamline" - SOAD
Nothings upon nothings left to say so:



TAKE THAT WORLD! - much love and respect
p.s. that's Scott for anyone who's confused.

i only listen to christmas music from here on out

and now

A VIRTUAL TOUR OF THE SLAB

The Slab: Gloucester County Skate Mecca

BSFS (by skaters for skaters)

The Entrance: a wooden platform stuck in the dirt like 3 feet from the slab with a gnarl ledge to bang your stick on. it got a 2 foot drop.

180 degrees aint nuffin

DaBankBank: 4 feet tall, nine feet wide and it got tree stickin out of it. it steep as dick. watch out for the death gap and dont forget to rip around the tree up top

PacNac: it a box and it look like a fucked up picnic table 16 inches in da middle 12 inches on da right 8 inches on da left. dont forget the taters cause im bout to bring da gravy.

Kicker: dont ask about it.

The Wall: its steep, its held up by two trees, and its really easy to rack your buddys on if u aint payin your board its attentions and your me. if you wanna go hawk you mavy even wanna hit the kicker and stomp on it. its nuts as dick

The Box: I FS tail slid it today 3 motherfuckin times. i set records er day. YAH YAH!

The Wise Block: Been at The Slab since before The Slab. I dont hit it much cause it look all tippy and shit but er body else be lippin it like 20 fo 7

The Wise Box: Been at The Slab since be fo The Slab 2 and its seen its share of times like the time gays hit it wit a motherfuckin sledge hammer so we made it a bench and er body ass on it like 20 fo 7

The Asshole Gap: its called that cause i cant do it as often as the rest of those assholes that treat it like its an inch. well i say fuck em and put your rail there and do your gay grinds and shit im scarred of it anyways.

That the platform i built so we could have the asshole gap. i regret it

The Curve: it aint done and be careful with that coping it come the fuck out we aint screwed it in.

get yo speeds and do da asshole gap asshole

and last but not least

The Dick Gauntlet: It called that cause it a gauntlet and it got a dick drawn on it. Its an exact replica of the Enjoi Teams obsticle for the Vans downtown show down. look it the fuck up and be amazed

GIVE BLOOD. GO SKATEBOARDING.