and now

A VIRTUAL TOUR OF THE SLAB

The Slab: Gloucester County Skate Mecca

BSFS (by skaters for skaters)

The Entrance: a wooden platform stuck in the dirt like 3 feet from the slab with a gnarl ledge to bang your stick on. it got a 2 foot drop.

180 degrees aint nuffin

DaBankBank: 4 feet tall, nine feet wide and it got tree stickin out of it. it steep as dick. watch out for the death gap and dont forget to rip around the tree up top

PacNac: it a box and it look like a fucked up picnic table 16 inches in da middle 12 inches on da right 8 inches on da left. dont forget the taters cause im bout to bring da gravy.

Kicker: dont ask about it.

The Wall: its steep, its held up by two trees, and its really easy to rack your buddys on if u aint payin your board its attentions and your me. if you wanna go hawk you mavy even wanna hit the kicker and stomp on it. its nuts as dick

The Box: I FS tail slid it today 3 motherfuckin times. i set records er day. YAH YAH!

The Wise Block: Been at The Slab since before The Slab. I dont hit it much cause it look all tippy and shit but er body else be lippin it like 20 fo 7

The Wise Box: Been at The Slab since be fo The Slab 2 and its seen its share of times like the time gays hit it wit a motherfuckin sledge hammer so we made it a bench and er body ass on it like 20 fo 7

The Asshole Gap: its called that cause i cant do it as often as the rest of those assholes that treat it like its an inch. well i say fuck em and put your rail there and do your gay grinds and shit im scarred of it anyways.

That the platform i built so we could have the asshole gap. i regret it

The Curve: it aint done and be careful with that coping it come the fuck out we aint screwed it in.

get yo speeds and do da asshole gap asshole

and last but not least

The Dick Gauntlet: It called that cause it a gauntlet and it got a dick drawn on it. Its an exact replica of the Enjoi Teams obsticle for the Vans downtown show down. look it the fuck up and be amazed

GIVE BLOOD. GO SKATEBOARDING.